Airport Philosopher Prints

'I saved 10 minutes at the hotel with speedy checkout, 10 minutes at the car rental with instant check in. Now I'm spending 6 hours on the runway.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Close enough

Travel Bans on India: The long goodbye

No Immediate Danger

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Non Thought For The Day.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Mass Travel

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."