Airport Navigation Mugs

Airline queues.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Travelling

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Fast Lane.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Recalculating route..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

You are here.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'