Airplane Mechanic Mugs

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Deicing on the cake.

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

OOPS!

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."