Airplane Maintenance Prints

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."