Airfare Hunter Prints

Airline Mergers.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"How soon will this be a remnant

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I just..."