Air Musician Gifts

'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Guitarist

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cimafunk

Marimba

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I gotta be me!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"