Air Level Analyst Pillows

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

Painting clouds

Polluted geese

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

False encouragement.

Air freshener - pollution.

The Troposhere

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

The Muscle in Brussels

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

United Reputation

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'Politicians say they want us to have clean air, but all they give us is hot air.'

A seaside painter of tidal waves is swamped by wave.

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.