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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Welcome to the future"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Progress?

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

AI Threat to Democracy

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

CREEPY AF AI

"Are the ingredients real?"

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."