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"I'm full. And I'm tired of just standing around."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Free Range Cows.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Branding Consultant

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

They're Brazillian!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

COW. JUST COW.

A Protractor.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

The herd of hearing.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

"Your grass looks great."