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"I'm full. And I'm tired of just standing around."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Milking the Cow.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Free Range Cows.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Hectare?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Branding Consultant

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

COW. JUST COW.

I put little hats on them to attract investors. Small-cap stock!

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

They're Brazillian!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

A Protractor.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

The herd of hearing.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'