Agricultural Salesman Prints

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Sales.

Changing Room Decisions

Biodiversity

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'