Agricultural Intellect Prints

Farmer with a big brain.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Garden.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A Tumble Cow

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Who knew grass migrates?

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Relax. They're just crows."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Farmer Christmas.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

An English Gold Field

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'