Agricultural Historian Prints

Early Attempts At Agriculture.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Grandma's caf

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

The Velvet Mesquite

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

A Tumble Cow

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You're famous, Angus."

Who knew grass migrates?

"Relax. They're just crows."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Charles Darwin

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

An English Gold Field

Farmer Christmas.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.