Agricultural Historian Prints

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Grandma's caf

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Tumble Cow

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

The Velvet Mesquite

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Who knew grass migrates?

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You're famous, Angus."

Charles Darwin

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

An English Gold Field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Farmer Christmas.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'