Agricultural Executive Mugs

Agricultural Businessman.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Garden.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Alien crapload

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

Some genetically engineered pig

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

World hunger

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Desk of an urban farm manager

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

GMOs

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"I'm thinking about going big."

Combined Harvester