Agricultural Alchemist Prints

"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

View to the Future

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Garden.

Cow's straw

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Biodiversity

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"You're famous, Angus."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Uh, oh, the cows come home!