Aging Rocker Prints

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Italica

Old rocker.

Eric Clapton.

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Ringo releases his latest record.

Popera!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Listening to Coldplay.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Robert Johnson.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Santa Metal Claus

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'Death, where is thy Sting?'