Aging Dogs Pillows

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."