Aging Admirers T-Shirts

'They say wine improves with age-the older I get the more I like it!'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Ed's receding hairline!

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

The evidence destroyed

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Overdoing it.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Ad Valorem

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

Milly and the Student

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Trilby - 'Confession

Victorian Garden Romance

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'