Agenda Admirers Mugs

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Play It Safe

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

Intramission

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

Ted Kennedy.

Requiem for Progressives

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

"He's running on a new 'Radical Moderate' ticket."

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.