Age Equality Advocate T-Shirts

The Labour Market

This office practices anti-ageism.

Sorry No Over 60s Due to Wild Behaviour.

'I'm a victim of staff rotation. My husband has been retired at 65.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Martin Luther King

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

Same Sex Marriages.

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'