Age-defying Athlete Prints

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."

"He dribbles to the top of the key, he shoots, he... pulls a hamstring!"

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"75"

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Still hip, but not much hop.

'You know you're 40 when...'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.