Afterparty Enthusiast Mugs

"What time does the afterparty start?"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Malty tasking.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'