Afterlife Fashionista Prints

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Nice haircut."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Pizza London Eye

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

A cavalier gentleman.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

Most folks just go with the white.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.

"I preferred their old look."

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Undertakers

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

'She's the neighborhood watch.'