Afro Aficionado Prints

'I've got to have some for my nest.'

An Afronaut

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Outré or simply bad?"

UFO Shelter

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Elusive Shadow.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'You're no Pollock.'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Br... No Exit

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"Is this 'pollocks'."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."