Affluence Aficionado Pillows

"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It smells like old money."

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Valentine Day

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Love Birds love just being together

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Outré or simply bad?"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

You just keep giving.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'You're no Pollock.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

A small heart within a big heart.