Affection Seeker Prints

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

"I need a hug."

'It's lonely at the top, Miss Jones. Come in and give me a cuddle.'

Triple Cuddle.

"I had an amazing hug dream."

Need $ for a hug

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Baker Romance

Pyjama party

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .