"It's not what you think."
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"Nation-building never works."
Pretty Flowers
"Who's got the hammer?"
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
Trump Poutine
Laughingstock
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
Tearing up the Iran Deal
'Cartoonist thinking'
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
"AI chat bot"
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