Hare and the tortoise race odds.
Aesop's Admirer Mugs
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After defeating the Hare, Tortoise becomes a X - Games champion!
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'
'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'
"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."
"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"
A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.
Trump
'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'
Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.
"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."
Think Big: 'It's too small!'
'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'
"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."
Donald Trump/Elon Musk
Sign Shop
'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'
"Poor thing must really need the money."
"Of course our products are absolutely safe!
Condoleezza Rice
"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."
"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."
Our Beloved $68 a Share
'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'
Flipping the Switch
The Niche Economy
'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'
Hugh Hefner
'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'
Jack Ma
"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."
"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."
'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.
Rupert Murdoch
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