Aesop's Admirer Mugs

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

After defeating the Hare, Tortoise becomes a X - Games champion!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Trump

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Sign Shop

Condoleezza Rice

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

The Niche Economy

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

Businessmen.

The Difference Between Politicians and Businessmen