Aeronautical Engineer Mugs

'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

OOPS!

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

Attention-Seeking Missile

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Why didn't I think of that?"

To the day i die i'll never figure out how they make that thing fly

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Absurd flying machine

Warning Sign Airline

Airplane VS Paper Airplane

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Can I pay contactless?

Entomology Reference

Air 50 Cents

"I've heard he can waggle his ears reemarkably fast."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Now I'm worried. Someone said the part in the movie about why the airplane crashes was cut out!'

"It's still too heavy. What if instead of two armrets we just share one?"

Cricket ball causes air crash.

If two is better than one, than three should be near perfection!

Overshooting the Runway

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Folks, we'd now like to sing you a little song about the warning signs of hypoxia...'

'At the Aeronautics R&D Lab.' A technician blowing on a plane says, 'My asthma is acting up. I hope they fix the wind tunnel soon.'

Kamakazi pilots actually owed a lot more to poor engineering than to bravery

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000. Go ahead and take your seat!'

The First Aero Wedding

F&E Parachutes. Chutes. Maybe not getting any call on our complaint line isn't a good thing!

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"Sorry, folks -- we're almost done inventing flight. Should just be another twenty minutes."