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'Oh bugger cramp!'

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Trapeze Artists

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

"Not again!"

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'

"I thought it was your day to catch."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

You must be this tall.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Cow Pilot.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

OOPS!

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'