Aerial Navigator Pillows

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Airlines

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Which one is named after me?'

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"You are here"