Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.
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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
'How fast can you hype?'
"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.
If nobody had invented graphics
'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'
This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.
Important Food Groups
Save Our Universe
"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."
Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations
Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.
'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'
'We've re-branded.'
Direct Marketing...
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'
A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'
"I go that extra mile!"
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'
"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
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