Advocates For Gender Equality T-Shirts

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

Stop Sexual Violence As A Weapon Of War!

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Wal-Mart Ruling

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Men Win Again

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

End of Affirmative Action

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Women's day - 'work'

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Poor vs Rich

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'