Advocate For Voter Rights Gifts

Ballot deserts

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

US election postal vote controversy

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Farewell Donald

Election 2020

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Impotent Democracy

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Not many votes here.

Vote for Brown

I voted.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Total authority"

Democratic Reform in Russia