Advocate For Minority Rights T-Shirts

Tough crowd

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Human rights

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Racial Profiling

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

New York approves gay marriage.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Couple

"We don't serve your kind."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

End of Affirmative Action

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Poor vs Rich

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

12-Tear-Olds Gone Wild

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

A catastrophe in the making....

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

Clarence Thomas

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? What's with that senseless riot in Baltimore? What do you mean? America has a long history of self-destructive riots in response to police brutality. It's senseless to call it senseless. A city is like a human body. If you feed a body an awful diet of abuse and unaccountable cops, that body's eventually going to have a massive coronary. In short: Learn your history! And eat oatmeal! Oat ... What? What are you talking about?

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'