Advocate For Fair Labor Prints

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!

Thanks, Heroes!

Ed Miliband

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'