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Build Love Not Walls

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Love for the family

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

African shadow

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

No safe haven

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."