Advocate For Clean Cities Mugs

This is the age of the train

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Not to mention the park view."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"