Advocate For Clean Cities Mugs

This is the age of the train

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Vivienne Westwood

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Water scarcity in Africa