Advocacy Admirers Gifts

Play It Safe

'I don't argue that you have a strong case and normally we would want to offer you the services of a support worker. . . but we just don't have the staff!'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Distraction.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Horace Mann

"It's a First Amendment thing. She's trying to balance out the influence of the Kock brothers money influence."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

What About Whataboutism

You've got to admire his spunk.

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"It wouldn't be fair for us to get married until gays can be legally married, too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

Police against journalists

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Ted Kennedy.

Attorneys in deep

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Requiem for Progressives

Whatever

'I'm addicted to being against drugs!'

Sheep Road Block

Captain Tom Moore

Breaking a long silence

'George Clooney got arrested!...'

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.

"He's running on a new 'Radical Moderate' ticket."

'Much as I appreciate the ethos of non-profit-making companies, I didn't intend us to become one...'

World Anti-Doping Agency. They came back. They always do. Dopes unite! Dopes have feelings, too. Give dopes a chance.

"Our boycotts are saving us a ton of money."