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"Remember when streakers were amateurs."

Our new marketing strategy: Sue their pants off.

"Towards a sustainable future"

Where Are They Now?

Church Pastor Paul Lucas - NOW IN 3D

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'Please take this flyer.'

The world's first marketing genius.

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

This Message Has No Content

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Crap from the future.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.