Advertising Enthusiast Prints

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

Cartoon product placement.

Toe Advertising.

'Your message here'

'It's an ad for an anti-wrinkle remedy.'

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

"We'll be spending £10 million to put over the message that our cars are so good they sell themselves."

A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".

'How will they know how enlightened you are, if you don't advertise?'

'The guts of the plan JB, is that we make you into something of a sex object.'

'I can't eat this. I've never seen anybody eating it in a TV commercial.'

ESP Pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'That Energizer Bunny has gone too far this time! -- interrupting a pantyhose commercial!'

Our vacuum cleaners suck.

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'

After record low admission levels, Private Hospitals began to run 'edgy' ad campaigns

'My mother now tells people I work on Madison Avenue.'

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

'I know: What if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk' we'll insert the name of out own product.'

Health Balloons Filled With Fresh Air.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Are you here for answers, or to lease advertisement space?"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Products offered on TV but not sold in stores.

"Your Gap ad will come."

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