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Advertising Analyst With A Twist Prints
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'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
Create some buzz!
Creative department
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
Important Food Groups
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."
"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"
'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'
'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'
Honesty in retail
Eat Beef
'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.
News for Sale
"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."
Gerald Ratner's return
"Did you ask the client about product placement?"
Advertising on the internet.
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
Gullib-Os
Opp'y of a Lifetime
Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'
'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'
"Here's the marketing department's solution."
'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."
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