Advertising Advocate T-Shirts

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

"For two dollars extra, would you like us to make it look like the one in the photograph?"

He'll have to go!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Create some buzz!

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Important Food Groups

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'