Advertising Advocate T-Shirts

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

"For two dollars extra, would you like us to make it look like the one in the photograph?"

He'll have to go!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Create some buzz!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Important Food Groups

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."