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Shark Alarm: Never Be Late For That Frenzy Again!

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

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The Working Woman's Magazine

Creative department

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Waiting Room Quarterly

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Infinity Tavern

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Honesty in retail

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

The Doorway to Ideas

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

They get into debt so fast these days...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"