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"You know very well what subscription forms."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Do not resuscitate.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Junk Mail

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Aren't all gifts free?

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Tired Guys

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"You know there's nothing good on TV when you've spent the last hour watching an eye floater."

"My next topic is infinity."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

A man and his cat watch tv

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'