Advert-critiquer Mugs

"I'll be glad when these political campaign ads are finally over!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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CATCHY NAME

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Dodgy Marketing

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else?

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'