Adversity Conqueror Pillows

'When life gives you lemons - Drink your gin with a twist.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

The Path

Art of Surviving

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Contest to enter the University

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'