Adventurous Timekeeper T-Shirts

Sent to perform routine maintenance on Vancouver's Olympic Clock, Lyle would not be asked again.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"You're late."

"Fight or flight?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Solar powered sundial

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'