Adventurous Souls Mugs

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Millie's Gear Slips

"If you can hold it for another minute, I think I see some land."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

Working holiday visa applications: Approved/Wish you were here.

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"All I'm saying is, how would we have known if we were flying squirrels unless one of us tried it?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cactus seats.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Riding School Chaos

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Walkers

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'