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"Look! That's where you threw your back out last fall."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Fight or flight?"

"Forgotten anything?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'