Adventurous Marksman Pillows

A Hunting Party

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

A man shoots at a drone.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Filming the Crocodile.

Musical arrows.

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Cruise to nowhere

Colonel Bagshot.

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

"Aye, I be Red-Beard, Master of my ship, Lord of my crew, bloodthirsty terror of the seas... but I still can't sign for Marketing without a delegation form."

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

Musician Target Practice

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Musical Archer

Sniper Rec Room

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'I say we ignore them, sir. They look like redundant copywriters.'